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Two bad-ass, knife-fighting, flail-wielding, acid-spiting, fire-breathing, burn-out comedians dig into the most metal sh*t in the universe.
Episodes
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Take a swig of some Ajax and step into the final frontier because Dan & Nariko are fucking with the most metal Star Trek TNG characters and soaps.
Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
Soak that tampon in vodka and practice your Sectum Sempra because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal Harry Potter spell (or hex/jinx) and personal hygiene product.
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
Wubba Lubba your Dub Dub and fix your god damned equity ask because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal Rick and Morty Characters & Shark Tank pitches.
Friday May 15, 2020
Friday May 15, 2020
Break out the golden gun and toss back a dirty martini because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal James Bond villains & cocktails.
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
Crack open that centerfold and jam your dick in a gas can because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal Playboy Playmates & muscle cars.
Thursday May 07, 2020
Thursday May 07, 2020
Strap your 3 year old into the driver's seat and cover him with trained bees because Dan & Nariko are deciding the most metal shitty comic book character and Kim Jong Un Superpower.
Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
Clip your pinky to it's 3rd knuckle and great ready to cum a missile because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal finger & Transformer characters.
Friday May 01, 2020
Friday May 01, 2020
Shoot some fireworks at your pregnant wife and cut some wood with your teeth because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal gender reveal parties & non-human orifices.
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Dismount that vibrator and choke on a footlong because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal psychiatric therapies & units of measurement.
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
This most epic of episodes has Dan, Nariko and Dr. Randy streaming live on Kickstand from 4/17.