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Two bad-ass, knife-fighting, flail-wielding, acid-spiting, fire-breathing, burn-out comedians dig into the most metal sh*t in the universe.
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Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Dan tries to impale Nariko on a paperclip. Nariko rolls an 18 and sticks Dan's head on some dull PVC piping while debating the most metal characters from the Bible & songs from Metallica's "Load" album.
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Dan attempts to cut Nariko's face off while Nariko tries to stab Dan in the butt while debating the most metal movie directors and extinct animals.
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Dan & Nariko are given an audience at Alberta Street Pub to decapitate one at a time.
Sunday Mar 18, 2018
Sunday Mar 18, 2018
Dan & Nariko try to impale each other on flaming dildos while debating Saturday morning cartoons & D&D character classes.
Monday Mar 12, 2018
Monday Mar 12, 2018
This week, Dan attempts to stab Nariko in the back but misses his critical hit, allowing Nariko to unicorn him with a red hot glass rod. Also, they debate the most metal natural disaster & savory pie.
Monday Mar 05, 2018
Monday Mar 05, 2018
This week, Dan rolls to choke Nariko out with some old twine while Nariko attempts to put Dan's head on a spike while debating the most metal 80's horror movie & all-time sandwich.
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Monday Feb 26, 2018
Dan rolls to choke out Nariko with a frayed USB cable. Nariko rolls to film Dan falling off a building onto a bed of dick-shaped spikes. Whoever wins gets to decide the most metal Beach Boys song & most metal hallucinogen.
Monday Feb 19, 2018
Monday Feb 19, 2018
This week, Dan chooses a sabre while Nariko chooses a flaming flail to cut each other's bodies in half over the most metal 70's horror movie & Olive Garden menu item. Listen to them take the Tour of Italy while Michael Myers tries to stab them from behind a bush.
Monday Feb 12, 2018
Monday Feb 12, 2018
Nariko and Dan swing maces at each other's faces from pedestals of fire while debating the most metal assassination attempts and candy bars. What will win? How many teeth will we lose to the Sugar Daddy? Listen now to find out!
Monday Feb 05, 2018
Monday Feb 05, 2018
Dan & Nariko run full speed at one another with a broadsword in hand to decide the most metal conspiracy theories & car accidents.